davidbyrne:

The Beatles owe soooooo much to teenage girls for their success like iโ€™m pretty sure it was teenage girls who were screaming and fainting at shows and buying all those records and not old ponytailed dudes or moody teen boys with bad hair? and somehow everyone forgets that when theyโ€™re yelling about โ€œreal musicโ€ and putting down teen girls for the performers they get excited about. like whatever. I see you.

nedsseveredhead:

I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.

earthdad:

when someone really cute calls you cute first

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tigerxfang:

Iris Scott
My daughter had a friend named Max. She told me Fight Club is his favorite movie. I told her never to talk to Max again.
David Fincher (via grantleetham)
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